Rare Pairs 2020 Letter
Jun. 4th, 2020 08:46 pmHello!
Thank you very much for reading my letter!
My AO3 is TheseusInTheMaze!
While I have a whole bunch of prompts, if you get a new idea, please feel free to follow it!
General Likes:
- Fairy tale motifs, biblical (as in Old Testament) motifs, mythological motifs in general
- Characters bonding over domestic things (especially cooking/baking/grocery shopping/other things to do with food), characters arguing over domestic things, characters making up with each other with domestic things. People doing each other’s laundry as a sign of affection, people making food for each other as a sign of affection, or to show their annoyance, but they love them anyway.
- Transformation, especially wings/extra arms. Preferably with some horror, but not too much of the “snapping of bones” variety. “My body isn’t mine anymore/my body has changed” but not the visceral gooey bits of it, more the existential threat.
- Themes of things repeating, traditions, “we’ve done this before, but let’s try it again anyway, to see what works.”
- Casual genderfuckery - guys in skirts and girls in suits, and nobody cares, apart from possibly finding that particular person hot. No deep rumination on gender, just comfort in playing with it.
- People saying the wrong thing, then trying to fix it, and all parties not being perfect, but more or less muddling through. Characters reconciling after a long time apart.
- Little moments captured at certain times of day - late night cups of tea at the dinner table, watching the sunset while walking down the street, the quiet moment in a kitchen while a party is going on outside.
- Skin hungry characters finally being “fed” with platonic, romantic, or sexual touch.
Long, meandering, organic conversations that go on tangents.
- Characters who are bad at being emotionally sincere trying very hard to do so.
- People at the beach - warm sand, the sun beating down, the quiet when it gets late, ice cream and sandwiches while sitting under a beach umbrella.
- Inclement weather. Snow, rain, thunderstorms. Characters getting caught up in it, characters taking shelter from it, characters getting ready to go out in it. I love the way the weather can set the scene.
- Isolation, real or imagined. The way an apartment late at night can feel like an island of light in the middle of a vast ocean, or being on an actual small boat on a vast ocean. Isolated cabins in the mountains, beach houses late at night, empty streets at the very end of the day. That sweet desolation you feel, looking over an empty space and it’s just you and the one you love.
- Places with personality. Old houses with a lot of rooms, towns that have history, forests that love you and also kind of want to eat you, the ocean that will tell you its secrets as it swallows you up.
Smut Likes:
- Face touching/holding, hand touching/holding. Sucking on fingers, shoving fingers into mouths, palms against cheeks, tracing someone’s profile with the tip of a finger, thumbs pressed into dimples.
- Focus on mouths - cunnilingus, sucking dick, sucking on toes, leaving hickeys. Biting, especially in unexpected places (faces, calves). Long, deep kisses, the kind of making out that leaves the head spinning.
- Awkward, first time sex, whether for the first time ever or the first time with another person or with this particular person. Two people who aren’t necessarily good at it, but enthusiastic. Fumbling first time masturbation, first kisses that start out spitty and end up toe curlingly good.
- Wingkink, extra limbs. Inhuman bodies being explored by the original body’s owners, or else by someone else who wants to explore them. Especially when it's angelic - multiple faces, fiery wings, things like that.
- Moments of sweetness in sadism, moments of sadism in sweetness. A kiss on the cheek before slapping the face, fingernails raking down someone’s thighs as you suck on their clit.
- Silliness/jokes while sex is happening, especially when it’s lampshaded. Sex is weird and funny, so why not laugh about it?
- Clothes sharing, clothing fetishes. Characters kinking on wearing someone's clothing, smelling it, fantasizing about getting caught jerking off in it.
- People being horny. Squirming in seats, pressing thighs together. Wet spots and hard nipples, biting lips and fidgeting. People noticing other people's bodies in horny ways - seeing the curve of a breast under a shirt & imagining grabbing it, daydreaming about what someone's fingers would feel like inside them as they watch someone write, or grinding against someone's thigh as you watch them cross their legs. Especially if the horny person is embarrassed by it, or the object of their affection notices and teases them.
DNW:
First Person/Second Person POV
Scat
Spitting
Urethral sounding
Tribbing
Soulmate/one and only AUs.
Character Death
Gender/sexuality headcanons
Suicide/self harm/eating disorders
Doctor Who specifically - the Doctor and the Master/Missy being referred to with they/them pronouns
Doctor Who specifically - The Doctor and the Master/Missy being referred to as Theta and Koschei
Umbrella Academy specifically - “not related” AUs
Mundane AUs
Doctor Who
Pairings:
Petronella Osgood/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Thirteenth Doctor/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Missy/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Yasmin Khan/Petronella Osgood (DW 2005)
Thirteenth Doctor/Petronella Osgood (DW 2005)
Martha Jones/Petronella Osgood (DW 2005)
Gwen Cooper/Yasmin Khan (DW 2005)
Gwen Cooper/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Thirteenth Doctor/Gwen Cooper (DW 2005)
Yasmin Khan/Missy (DW 2005)
Amy Pond/River Song (DW 2005)
Yasmin Khan/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
For any of the Osgood pairings, I’d really love to see someone who’s endeared by her earnest enthusiasm towards everything in her life. Her mix of excitement and vague embarrassment at being too excited (ain’t that a mood & a half) is this lovely mix of sweet and slightly awkward. Maybe she gets super excited to finally meet Thirteen (in this lockdown clip, she mentions texting with the Doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhhdxTJbeY - & it’d be adorable to see their conversations. Maybe Osgood meets her and gets all stuttery and blushy because she has a crush and the Doctor thinks its sweet, and they flirt or they fuck or just about anything. I know that Osgood & Martha were both doctors in UNIT as well - maybe how they’re doing now that UNIT has shut down? Maybe Martha sharing Doctor information with Osgood, and getting faintly frustrated at Osgood’s hero worship. The two of them bonding over being women and doctors - late night making out with groping under lab coats, that sort of thing. Osgood/Bill would just be cute. Maybe during all that mess with Missy, the two of them end up sharing a cup of tea, or Osgood admires the way Bill gets into shouting matches with the Doctor. I can also see Bill being slightly awkward about Osgood also being a Zygon (Bill always asks the awkward questions, and it’s one reason I love her so much), or maybe Bill awkwardly flirts and Osgood flirts back and they end up fucking in a utility closet somewhere. I can also imagine Osgood and Yaz being awkward - the two of them trailing after very energetic, slightly intimidating older blond woman (didn’t realize it would be that specific, honestly!), maybe them bonding over crushes, or of being young in their fields together, or being less martial in a martial setting. Or maybe they meet up in a bar & fuck in the toilet, I’m not picky.
Bill meeting Thirteen and the two of them hugging and possibly fucking, Thirteen apologizing to Bill for… well, all of that. All of the horrible things that ended up happening Bill. The Doctor takes Bill on one more trip together, because she loves Bill so much, and wants to share the universe with her. Alternatively, Missy trying to butter up to Bill because she wants the Doctor to like her, and Missy tends to approach things in a… roundabout sort of way (“If I make nice with the Doctor’s friends, the Doctor will like me!”). Maybe she’s just curious as to why the Doctor likes Bill so much. What about Yaz and Bill bonding - I could see Bill having a crush on Yaz, or Yaz really liking Bill’s general attitude. The two of them are very different - Bill doesn’t seem to know what she wants to do with herself (but cheerfully so), while Yaz is chasing what she wants in life. I also love the idea of Bill with Gwen Cooper - I feel like Gwen would like Bill’s enthusiasm, and the idea of Bill being let loose on the hub fills me with unbridled glee.
Yasmin Khan and Gwen Cooper would be an interesting pairing - a pair of PCs, a pair of women who are very clear about what they want in life. I like the idea of Yaz trying to one up Gwen, maybe Gwen trying to take her down a peg, or maybe they see that they’re SUPPOSED to dislike each other, & then they get on anyway. Or maybe just “they’re hot, I wanna see them fuck/kiss” because I can be shallow like that. I also like the idea of Yaz with Missy - Missy finds the Doctor’s latest pet human and decides to take her for a ride. Maybe Yaz is unimpressed with Missy (since she’s more put together than the current Master), or maybe she’s terrified of Missy (since Missy is a lot scarier than the current Master).
I don’t have any specific requests for Gwen/Thirteen. The two of them are very different, but I can see Gwen enjoying the chance to be around another very old time traveler who’s a lot less… angsty than Jack. Also, Thirteen is cute and Gwen is cute and I can see the Doctor appreciating that. Maybe they knock heads over Torchwood's way of doing things versus hers, or maybe they get on like a house on fire.
Amy/River is the horrible incest ship of my heart and I eat it up with a spoon. Anything with these two, preferably a little angsty. Maybe River knows and seduces Amy anyway, maybe Amy is in love with River even after she finds out, maybe there’s just kissing and neither of them know, I don’t care. But I love smut and sadness with these two.
Sarah Jane Adventures
Pairings:
Maria Jackson/Sarah Jane Smith
Rani Chandra/Maria Jackson
Rani Chandra/Maria Jackson/Sarah Jane Smith
Rani Chandra/Sarah Jane Smith
Please just give me all of the hero worshipping horniness of the girls with their mentor. Sarah Jane feeling guilty about wanting them, Sarah Jane feeling conflicted about them wanting her, Sarah Jane being oblivious as either (or both) of her girls are in love with her. I’d love lots of pining - maybe something with sex pollen, or aliens make them do it, or… well, anything.
Torchwood
Pairings
Suzie Costello/Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
Martha Jones/Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
Gwen Cooper/Suzie Costello (Torchwood)
Gwen Cooper/Martha Jones (Torchwood)
Gwen Cooper/Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
I’ve only recently gotten back into Torchwood, but I would love anything with just about any of these characters together. There’s a Big Finish audio about Gwen and Martha (“Dissected”) which has a dynamic I love (Gwen as “I’m going by my gut” versus Martha being very “I’m going by my instincts”). It can be earlier in the show, too - maybe the two of them just bonding over being the only people who haven’t slept with Jack. Gwen and Suzie at each other’s throats and not sure what to do with each other. I mean… that kiss in They Keep Killing Suzie was just… amazing. Maybe an AU where Suzie didn’t kill herself and the two of them end up butting heads in the Hub. I’d love for Suzy to fuck Gwen over a desk, personally, but I am also just shallow like that.
Tosha and Suzie were the only two women in Torchwood for a while. I would love to see them exploring that - maybe Gwen and Tosh ended up bonding over that, or they were in competition. Tosh seems almost pitiful in those early episodes - did Suzie take pity on her, or get domineering? Maybe they explored things, or maybe Tosh nursed a secret crush on Suzie the way she did on Owen. I also love the idea of Tosh with Martha, since the two of them were the big science nerds together, especially with Tosh’s unpleasant experience with UNIT. Maybe they clash, or maybe they bond over their different forms of nerdery - I feel like Martha would appreciate Tosh’s interest in alien cultures. Gwen and Tosh being the two remaining women of Torchwood - I especially remember Gwen’s pitying “oh, sweetie, nobody wears boots and jeans anymore” comment in the episode with the Star Poet. Something with that, maybe Tosh stands up for herself, or she gets annoyed at Gwen’s coddling. Heck, Tosh topping the heck out of Gwen would be amazing and hot as hell.
The Umbrella Academy
Pairings:
Allison Hargreeves/Grace Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves/Vanya Hargreeves
Eudora Patch/Vanya Hargreeves
Helen Cho/Vanya Hargreeves
Vanya Hargreeves/Grace Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves/Eudora Patch
Vanya/Allison is such a complicated, messy ship. The two of them love each other, but at the same time are just so bad at relating to other people, and especially to each other. Vanya is a big ball of resentment and loneliness and rage learning how to manage her powers, Allison thinks she knows better than everyone else and manages to stay the wrong thing. The two of them clashing into each other and working out (or not). I’d love to see any of it explored, honestly. Maybe Allison tries to teach Vanya to be more feminine & Vanya is resistant (I love her as an awkward sulky shlubby butch), maybe Allison tries to get on Vanya’s level.
The idea of Eudora with either of Diego’s sisters honestly just cracks me up a bit. I can see how indignant he’d be. I can see Eudora taking Allison down a peg, or being endeared by Vanya’s awkwardness.
Helen/Vanya just struck that sweet spot of “could be awkward femme domme where Vanya submits and begs, could be Vanya standing up for herself and the two of them butt heads.” They don’t even need to butt heads - maybe Helen appreciates Vanya trying, maybe Vanya appreciates Helen seeing her as anything other than the ordinary one in her family. Alternately, something where Vanya has been pining after Helen. There’s something sweet and sad about it, which I would love to see explored.
Grace with either of her daughters is honestly just more of the sicknasty incest I love. I’d love stuff that really put an emphasis on Grace’s robotic nature. Maybe something where Vanya took comfort in her mother when she was still a lonely kid, or Allison bonding with Grace over girl stuff (since Vanya is aforementioned sulky butch, and I can imagine that being a holdover from back when she was a kid).
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Pairings
Sabrina Spellman/Mary Wardwell | Madam Satan | Lilith
I am new to this canon, but I absolutely love this pairing! I’d love just about anything with the two of them - maybe Sabrina had a crush on her teacher, and wasn’t sure what to make of her once Mary got all.. Lilith-y. Maybe Lilith doesn’t know what to do with the sweet little witch who can sometimes be dumber than a box of hair. I’d love something exploring Lilith being attracted to Sabrina’s power, and to her youth, and her Sabrina-ness. Sabrina, for her part, crushing on her teacher back in the day, now crushing on her as Lilith. Alternately, Lilith is just really into how cute Sabrina is - who doesn’t love a perky blond in a short skirt, after all? Especially if she kinks on the perversity of herself as Sabrina’s teacher, with Sabrina in a cheerleader outfit or one of the outfits she wears for school. I would love forever if there was any kind of Mommy kink on Sabrina’s side, although I know that isn’t to most people’s taste, so no pressure.
Thank you very much for reading my letter!
My AO3 is TheseusInTheMaze!
While I have a whole bunch of prompts, if you get a new idea, please feel free to follow it!
General Likes:
- Fairy tale motifs, biblical (as in Old Testament) motifs, mythological motifs in general
- Characters bonding over domestic things (especially cooking/baking/grocery shopping/other things to do with food), characters arguing over domestic things, characters making up with each other with domestic things. People doing each other’s laundry as a sign of affection, people making food for each other as a sign of affection, or to show their annoyance, but they love them anyway.
- Transformation, especially wings/extra arms. Preferably with some horror, but not too much of the “snapping of bones” variety. “My body isn’t mine anymore/my body has changed” but not the visceral gooey bits of it, more the existential threat.
- Themes of things repeating, traditions, “we’ve done this before, but let’s try it again anyway, to see what works.”
- Casual genderfuckery - guys in skirts and girls in suits, and nobody cares, apart from possibly finding that particular person hot. No deep rumination on gender, just comfort in playing with it.
- People saying the wrong thing, then trying to fix it, and all parties not being perfect, but more or less muddling through. Characters reconciling after a long time apart.
- Little moments captured at certain times of day - late night cups of tea at the dinner table, watching the sunset while walking down the street, the quiet moment in a kitchen while a party is going on outside.
- Skin hungry characters finally being “fed” with platonic, romantic, or sexual touch.
Long, meandering, organic conversations that go on tangents.
- Characters who are bad at being emotionally sincere trying very hard to do so.
- People at the beach - warm sand, the sun beating down, the quiet when it gets late, ice cream and sandwiches while sitting under a beach umbrella.
- Inclement weather. Snow, rain, thunderstorms. Characters getting caught up in it, characters taking shelter from it, characters getting ready to go out in it. I love the way the weather can set the scene.
- Isolation, real or imagined. The way an apartment late at night can feel like an island of light in the middle of a vast ocean, or being on an actual small boat on a vast ocean. Isolated cabins in the mountains, beach houses late at night, empty streets at the very end of the day. That sweet desolation you feel, looking over an empty space and it’s just you and the one you love.
- Places with personality. Old houses with a lot of rooms, towns that have history, forests that love you and also kind of want to eat you, the ocean that will tell you its secrets as it swallows you up.
Smut Likes:
- Face touching/holding, hand touching/holding. Sucking on fingers, shoving fingers into mouths, palms against cheeks, tracing someone’s profile with the tip of a finger, thumbs pressed into dimples.
- Focus on mouths - cunnilingus, sucking dick, sucking on toes, leaving hickeys. Biting, especially in unexpected places (faces, calves). Long, deep kisses, the kind of making out that leaves the head spinning.
- Awkward, first time sex, whether for the first time ever or the first time with another person or with this particular person. Two people who aren’t necessarily good at it, but enthusiastic. Fumbling first time masturbation, first kisses that start out spitty and end up toe curlingly good.
- Wingkink, extra limbs. Inhuman bodies being explored by the original body’s owners, or else by someone else who wants to explore them. Especially when it's angelic - multiple faces, fiery wings, things like that.
- Moments of sweetness in sadism, moments of sadism in sweetness. A kiss on the cheek before slapping the face, fingernails raking down someone’s thighs as you suck on their clit.
- Silliness/jokes while sex is happening, especially when it’s lampshaded. Sex is weird and funny, so why not laugh about it?
- Clothes sharing, clothing fetishes. Characters kinking on wearing someone's clothing, smelling it, fantasizing about getting caught jerking off in it.
- People being horny. Squirming in seats, pressing thighs together. Wet spots and hard nipples, biting lips and fidgeting. People noticing other people's bodies in horny ways - seeing the curve of a breast under a shirt & imagining grabbing it, daydreaming about what someone's fingers would feel like inside them as they watch someone write, or grinding against someone's thigh as you watch them cross their legs. Especially if the horny person is embarrassed by it, or the object of their affection notices and teases them.
DNW:
First Person/Second Person POV
Scat
Spitting
Urethral sounding
Tribbing
Soulmate/one and only AUs.
Character Death
Gender/sexuality headcanons
Suicide/self harm/eating disorders
Doctor Who specifically - the Doctor and the Master/Missy being referred to with they/them pronouns
Doctor Who specifically - The Doctor and the Master/Missy being referred to as Theta and Koschei
Umbrella Academy specifically - “not related” AUs
Mundane AUs
Doctor Who
Pairings:
Petronella Osgood/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Thirteenth Doctor/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Missy/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Yasmin Khan/Petronella Osgood (DW 2005)
Thirteenth Doctor/Petronella Osgood (DW 2005)
Martha Jones/Petronella Osgood (DW 2005)
Gwen Cooper/Yasmin Khan (DW 2005)
Gwen Cooper/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
Thirteenth Doctor/Gwen Cooper (DW 2005)
Yasmin Khan/Missy (DW 2005)
Amy Pond/River Song (DW 2005)
Yasmin Khan/Bill Potts (DW 2005)
For any of the Osgood pairings, I’d really love to see someone who’s endeared by her earnest enthusiasm towards everything in her life. Her mix of excitement and vague embarrassment at being too excited (ain’t that a mood & a half) is this lovely mix of sweet and slightly awkward. Maybe she gets super excited to finally meet Thirteen (in this lockdown clip, she mentions texting with the Doctor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XhhdxTJbeY - & it’d be adorable to see their conversations. Maybe Osgood meets her and gets all stuttery and blushy because she has a crush and the Doctor thinks its sweet, and they flirt or they fuck or just about anything. I know that Osgood & Martha were both doctors in UNIT as well - maybe how they’re doing now that UNIT has shut down? Maybe Martha sharing Doctor information with Osgood, and getting faintly frustrated at Osgood’s hero worship. The two of them bonding over being women and doctors - late night making out with groping under lab coats, that sort of thing. Osgood/Bill would just be cute. Maybe during all that mess with Missy, the two of them end up sharing a cup of tea, or Osgood admires the way Bill gets into shouting matches with the Doctor. I can also see Bill being slightly awkward about Osgood also being a Zygon (Bill always asks the awkward questions, and it’s one reason I love her so much), or maybe Bill awkwardly flirts and Osgood flirts back and they end up fucking in a utility closet somewhere. I can also imagine Osgood and Yaz being awkward - the two of them trailing after very energetic, slightly intimidating older blond woman (didn’t realize it would be that specific, honestly!), maybe them bonding over crushes, or of being young in their fields together, or being less martial in a martial setting. Or maybe they meet up in a bar & fuck in the toilet, I’m not picky.
Bill meeting Thirteen and the two of them hugging and possibly fucking, Thirteen apologizing to Bill for… well, all of that. All of the horrible things that ended up happening Bill. The Doctor takes Bill on one more trip together, because she loves Bill so much, and wants to share the universe with her. Alternatively, Missy trying to butter up to Bill because she wants the Doctor to like her, and Missy tends to approach things in a… roundabout sort of way (“If I make nice with the Doctor’s friends, the Doctor will like me!”). Maybe she’s just curious as to why the Doctor likes Bill so much. What about Yaz and Bill bonding - I could see Bill having a crush on Yaz, or Yaz really liking Bill’s general attitude. The two of them are very different - Bill doesn’t seem to know what she wants to do with herself (but cheerfully so), while Yaz is chasing what she wants in life. I also love the idea of Bill with Gwen Cooper - I feel like Gwen would like Bill’s enthusiasm, and the idea of Bill being let loose on the hub fills me with unbridled glee.
Yasmin Khan and Gwen Cooper would be an interesting pairing - a pair of PCs, a pair of women who are very clear about what they want in life. I like the idea of Yaz trying to one up Gwen, maybe Gwen trying to take her down a peg, or maybe they see that they’re SUPPOSED to dislike each other, & then they get on anyway. Or maybe just “they’re hot, I wanna see them fuck/kiss” because I can be shallow like that. I also like the idea of Yaz with Missy - Missy finds the Doctor’s latest pet human and decides to take her for a ride. Maybe Yaz is unimpressed with Missy (since she’s more put together than the current Master), or maybe she’s terrified of Missy (since Missy is a lot scarier than the current Master).
I don’t have any specific requests for Gwen/Thirteen. The two of them are very different, but I can see Gwen enjoying the chance to be around another very old time traveler who’s a lot less… angsty than Jack. Also, Thirteen is cute and Gwen is cute and I can see the Doctor appreciating that. Maybe they knock heads over Torchwood's way of doing things versus hers, or maybe they get on like a house on fire.
Amy/River is the horrible incest ship of my heart and I eat it up with a spoon. Anything with these two, preferably a little angsty. Maybe River knows and seduces Amy anyway, maybe Amy is in love with River even after she finds out, maybe there’s just kissing and neither of them know, I don’t care. But I love smut and sadness with these two.
Sarah Jane Adventures
Pairings:
Maria Jackson/Sarah Jane Smith
Rani Chandra/Maria Jackson
Rani Chandra/Maria Jackson/Sarah Jane Smith
Rani Chandra/Sarah Jane Smith
Please just give me all of the hero worshipping horniness of the girls with their mentor. Sarah Jane feeling guilty about wanting them, Sarah Jane feeling conflicted about them wanting her, Sarah Jane being oblivious as either (or both) of her girls are in love with her. I’d love lots of pining - maybe something with sex pollen, or aliens make them do it, or… well, anything.
Torchwood
Pairings
Suzie Costello/Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
Martha Jones/Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
Gwen Cooper/Suzie Costello (Torchwood)
Gwen Cooper/Martha Jones (Torchwood)
Gwen Cooper/Toshiko Sato (Torchwood)
I’ve only recently gotten back into Torchwood, but I would love anything with just about any of these characters together. There’s a Big Finish audio about Gwen and Martha (“Dissected”) which has a dynamic I love (Gwen as “I’m going by my gut” versus Martha being very “I’m going by my instincts”). It can be earlier in the show, too - maybe the two of them just bonding over being the only people who haven’t slept with Jack. Gwen and Suzie at each other’s throats and not sure what to do with each other. I mean… that kiss in They Keep Killing Suzie was just… amazing. Maybe an AU where Suzie didn’t kill herself and the two of them end up butting heads in the Hub. I’d love for Suzy to fuck Gwen over a desk, personally, but I am also just shallow like that.
Tosha and Suzie were the only two women in Torchwood for a while. I would love to see them exploring that - maybe Gwen and Tosh ended up bonding over that, or they were in competition. Tosh seems almost pitiful in those early episodes - did Suzie take pity on her, or get domineering? Maybe they explored things, or maybe Tosh nursed a secret crush on Suzie the way she did on Owen. I also love the idea of Tosh with Martha, since the two of them were the big science nerds together, especially with Tosh’s unpleasant experience with UNIT. Maybe they clash, or maybe they bond over their different forms of nerdery - I feel like Martha would appreciate Tosh’s interest in alien cultures. Gwen and Tosh being the two remaining women of Torchwood - I especially remember Gwen’s pitying “oh, sweetie, nobody wears boots and jeans anymore” comment in the episode with the Star Poet. Something with that, maybe Tosh stands up for herself, or she gets annoyed at Gwen’s coddling. Heck, Tosh topping the heck out of Gwen would be amazing and hot as hell.
The Umbrella Academy
Pairings:
Allison Hargreeves/Grace Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves/Vanya Hargreeves
Eudora Patch/Vanya Hargreeves
Helen Cho/Vanya Hargreeves
Vanya Hargreeves/Grace Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves/Eudora Patch
Vanya/Allison is such a complicated, messy ship. The two of them love each other, but at the same time are just so bad at relating to other people, and especially to each other. Vanya is a big ball of resentment and loneliness and rage learning how to manage her powers, Allison thinks she knows better than everyone else and manages to stay the wrong thing. The two of them clashing into each other and working out (or not). I’d love to see any of it explored, honestly. Maybe Allison tries to teach Vanya to be more feminine & Vanya is resistant (I love her as an awkward sulky shlubby butch), maybe Allison tries to get on Vanya’s level.
The idea of Eudora with either of Diego’s sisters honestly just cracks me up a bit. I can see how indignant he’d be. I can see Eudora taking Allison down a peg, or being endeared by Vanya’s awkwardness.
Helen/Vanya just struck that sweet spot of “could be awkward femme domme where Vanya submits and begs, could be Vanya standing up for herself and the two of them butt heads.” They don’t even need to butt heads - maybe Helen appreciates Vanya trying, maybe Vanya appreciates Helen seeing her as anything other than the ordinary one in her family. Alternately, something where Vanya has been pining after Helen. There’s something sweet and sad about it, which I would love to see explored.
Grace with either of her daughters is honestly just more of the sicknasty incest I love. I’d love stuff that really put an emphasis on Grace’s robotic nature. Maybe something where Vanya took comfort in her mother when she was still a lonely kid, or Allison bonding with Grace over girl stuff (since Vanya is aforementioned sulky butch, and I can imagine that being a holdover from back when she was a kid).
Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Pairings
Sabrina Spellman/Mary Wardwell | Madam Satan | Lilith
I am new to this canon, but I absolutely love this pairing! I’d love just about anything with the two of them - maybe Sabrina had a crush on her teacher, and wasn’t sure what to make of her once Mary got all.. Lilith-y. Maybe Lilith doesn’t know what to do with the sweet little witch who can sometimes be dumber than a box of hair. I’d love something exploring Lilith being attracted to Sabrina’s power, and to her youth, and her Sabrina-ness. Sabrina, for her part, crushing on her teacher back in the day, now crushing on her as Lilith. Alternately, Lilith is just really into how cute Sabrina is - who doesn’t love a perky blond in a short skirt, after all? Especially if she kinks on the perversity of herself as Sabrina’s teacher, with Sabrina in a cheerleader outfit or one of the outfits she wears for school. I would love forever if there was any kind of Mommy kink on Sabrina’s side, although I know that isn’t to most people’s taste, so no pressure.